Inside the mind of a randomer.

I always paint nude. And stoned.


i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again


treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u


always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

(Source: alunaes)


enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes


this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
- colors.  (via 200ft)

(Source: se7enteenblack)


Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.


maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 


sex / love / romance blog  watch the best romantic movies 


old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources